| 1 | ;) smile it scares ppl :P |
| 2 | milk duz the body gud, but damm how much did u drink :S |
| 3 | ;) Armed n Dangerous :P |
| 4 | ;) Learn the rules...then break em :P |
| 5 | :P Giv a mouse its cookie, he will want a glass ov milk :P |
| 6 | y did i have climb 100 mountains 2 get 2 u :S wen all u had 2 do is smile :) 2 get 2 me ? |
| 7 | Life is short an so am I |
| 8 | Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice ;) |
| 9 | Im 98 beautiful and 2 carzy or is it the other way round? |
| 10 | How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other |
| 11 | The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy. |
| 12 | The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind |
| 13 | You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you |
| 14 | Im like a parking ticket, i hav 'FINE' written all over me |
| 15 | The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese |
| 16 | i'm not gifted i'm weird |
| 17 | i have u in my heart i have u in my liver if i had u in my arms i'd throw u in da river |
| 18 | Poof Be Gone Your Breath Is Too Strong Poof Come Back I Found A Tic-tac |
| 19 | Ur not da brightest crayon in da box now r ya? |
| 20 | a ladybug is not a ladybug without its spots |
| 21 | ur as fake as press on nails |
| 22 | Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust Life is short so PARTY we must |
| 23 | Thats what u say, now what are u thinking? |
| 24 | YoU cOnFuSe Me... |
| 25 | dOn'T tRy 2 FigUrE mE , jUst lUv mE. |
| 26 | DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF |
| 27 | God made special people and I am one of them |
| 28 | I thought I loved you, but I guess I didn't, Love makes no sense. |
| 29 | Don't hate tha star hate the fame |
| 30 | EverOne Deserves To Feel Pretty... |
| 31 | Leave Me Alone |
| 32 | It's hard to answer the question |
| 33 | i'm so great, i'm jealous of myself |
| 34 | ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE, aNd FlY |
| 35 | jUsT bEcAuSe i LiVE iN tHe cItY dOeSn'T mEaN i'M nOt wIlD |
| 36 | always go 2 bed lookin ur bed, coz u neva no hu u r gonna meet in ur dreams |
| 37 | ?¿if u say u had the best dream last night then how come (name) wasn't in it?¿ |
| 38 | i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS u.. oR eVeN wAnTeD u bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt u |
| 39 | Mistakes are made, you pay for them.. then you do it again |
| 40 | I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know whut I should feed it. |
| 41 | He can take away my trust, pride, and courage but he will never take away my good looks |
| 42 | I only cheer on two occassions....DAY and NIGHT |
| 43 | -:- If HeAveN iS MiSsIn An AnGeL Then I MuSt Be aLiVe -:- |
| 44 | DiD iT lOoK LiKe I cArEd?¿?.... OoPs LeT mE tRy AgAiN |
| 45 | Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS? |
| 46 | 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. |
| 47 | Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself. |
| 48 | (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*) |
| 49 | Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS? |
| 50 | Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT! |
| 51 | My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail! |
| 52 | When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true! |
| 53 | Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1! |
| 54 | To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world. |
| 55 | If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever |
| 56 | Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am! |
| 57 | Love is available here at 100% discount. |
| 58 | Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you.. |
| 59 | My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life. |
| 60 | GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe! |
| 61 | * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will* |
| 62 | You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7 |
| 63 | Loving you makes life worth it |
| 64 | When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" ! |
| 65 | ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild |
| 66 | You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there! |
| 67 | I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY! |
| 68 | I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?! |
| 69 | There's a *NEW* Mexico?!? |
| 70 | I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk! |
| 71 | Dain Bramaged. |
| 72 | Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. |
| 73 | I love cats...they taste just like chicken |
| 74 | >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;) |
| 75 | Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol. |
| 76 | [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|] |
| 77 | I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. |
| 78 | Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. |
| 79 | [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you] |
| 80 | -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=- |
| 81 | They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance! |
| 82 | [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!] |
| 83 | Dont steal, the government hates competition! |
| 84 | Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out! |
| 85 | Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car! |
| 86 | [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2. |
| 87 | My cat's name is mittens! |
| 88 | Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you! |
| 89 | Act your age, not your shoe size! |
| 90 | God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
| 91 | ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~ |
| 92 | Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed |
| 93 | You cant have everything, Where would u put it? |
| 94 | You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!? |
| 95 | I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception |
| 96 | Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! |
| 97 | I'm knot dumb! |
| 98 | My door is always open so feel free to leave |
| 99 | This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG. |
| 100 | Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own! |
| 101 | I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother! |
| 102 | I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D |
| 103 | I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed! |
| 104 | :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S |
| 105 | Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?! |
| 106 | Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others. |
| 107 | You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever! |
| 108 | I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder! |
| 109 | Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck |
| 110 | (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke,inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8) |
| 111 | Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours! |
| 112 | Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P |
| 113 | Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad. |
| 114 | God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer |
| 115 | Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here |
| 116 | If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen |
| 117 | In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!A85 |
| 118 | I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice! |
| 119 | I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! |
| 120 | DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF! |
| 121 | Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS! |
| 122 | Be kool.. Dont go to school :D |
| 123 | Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun! |
| 124 | It Worries Me How Dumb You Are |
| 125 | Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff that’s enough, pass it to a friend! |
| 126 | I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! |
| 127 | Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
| 128 | All things being equal, fat people use more soap. |
| 129 | Always tell the truth, even when you lie |
| 130 | A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once |
| 131 | Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products. |
| 132 | Gold-Lust! |
| 133 | I love cats...they taste just like chicken |
| 134 | Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| 135 | Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
| 136 | Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. |
| 137 | Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. |
| 138 | Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends. |
| 139 | Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. |
| 140 | I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen |
| 141 | Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. |
| 142 | The higher you are, the farther you fall |
| 143 | Dont steal, the government hates competition |
| 144 | Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems! |
| 145 | Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die. |
| 146 | I fear no man, I've got a gun. |
| 147 | -=[Armed & Dangerous]=- |
| 148 | {Straight Outta Compton} |
| 149 | MySpaceBarIsBroken!! |
| 150 | Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home. |
| 151 | Save water, Drink beer. |
| 152 | Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain. |
| 153 | IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish? |
| 154 | I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot. |
| 155 | War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. |
| 156 | I bent my wookie. |
| 157 | Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time? |
| 158 | -={Rule Breaker}=- |
| 159 | [Large and in charge] |
| 160 | Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? |
| 161 | Working is for people who don't know how to fish. |
| 162 | Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
| 163 | He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
| 164 | There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames. |
| 165 | Avoid hangovers by staying drunk. |
| 166 | (#)SuNsHinE(#)/'n'(*)StArS(*) |
| 167 | God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine |
| 168 | If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage. |
| 169 | Why are you looking at me like I'm weird? |
| 170 | Born 2 XLR-8 |
| 171 | -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=- |
| 172 | My imaginary friend thinks your crazy. |
| 173 | Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that. |
| 174 | Reality is the only obstacle to happiness! |
| 175 | -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer- |
| 176 | A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey |
| 177 | Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P |
| 178 | (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*) |
| 179 | I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing. |
| 180 | × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE × |
| 181 | [One by one the penguins steal my sanity] |
| 182 | I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :) |
| 183 | Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time |
| 184 | I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. |
| 185 | IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! |
| 186 | To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven |
| 187 | Love is a game that two can play and both win |
| 188 | Falling in love is so hard on the knees |
| 189 | Love turns winter into summer |
| 190 | Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know |
| 191 | ¤:¦:*(a)*Ðâñ¢ïñg wí±h ãñ åñgë£*(a)*:¦:¤ |
| 192 | ¤:¦:*(*)*cømê öñ àñÐ frëåk mÿ ßõÐÿ wê cãñ gë± ñäs±ÿ,ñáügh±ÿ 䣣 ñîgh± ã Þrîvâ±é Þår±ÿ gð±±à hï± ±hå± §Þø± jús± rïgh±*(*)*:¦:¤ |
| 193 | *ø*(*)You show me u love me in every way...u're faithful to me every day now i know that dreams come true u're my dream Girl(*)*x* |
| 194 | We cøü£d £êå®ñ å £ø± f®øm c®åyoñ§: §øme ® §hå®p, §ømê ® p®ê±±y, §ømê ® dü££, §ømê håvê wêi®d ñåmê§, åñd a££ ® diffê®êñ± cø£ø®§... bü± ±hêy 壣 håvê ±ø £êå®ñ ±ø £ive iñ ±he §åmê bøx: coü£d ü §êñd mê whê®ê |
| 195 | :p *¤î'm ////ûltïtàléntéd î Çân tâlk & pïss û ôff @ thë sàmè tîmë!!¤* :p |
| 196 | (l)~*¤Îñ ±hë Wõ®Ðs Óf Å ßrõkëñ Hëår±¤*~(u) |
| 197 | (L)*¤«»ît§ ëä§ÿ tø f䣣 íñ £øvë ßüt ït§ härÐ tø fïñÐ thë rïght Þërsøñ tø ¢ät¢h ü«»¤*(L) |
| 198 | (k)¤§wéêt 㧠hêãvêñ {}{}õtt 㧠HéLL ßõrñ 2 têà§ê àñÐ Tãúght 2 Plz¤(k) |
| 199 | (L)(K)Kåb£lê Hùggäb£ë £øvãb£ë Ùñbè£îèvëÅb£Ê(K)(L) |
| 200 | ÅÑ¥¯|¯HïÑG ï§ þا§ïߣé (8) |
| 201 | ;).·°*¤Gôôd gﮣ§ å®ê båd gﮣ§ ±hå± nêvê® gê± cåügh±¤*°·. ;) |
| 202 | ;)(K)íM åÑ ÄñgèA +hât ƒé££ ƒ®ôm thê §k¥^2 Pù+ ä +wíÑk£ë ïÑ Ù® èÿë(K);) |
| 203 | (U)·´`·.¸.»hêå®±b®êåkê®·´`·.¸.»(U) |
| 204 | (R)×÷·.·´¯`·)» name «(·´¯`·.·÷×(R) |
| 205 | (*)´¯`°¤.¸.¤î'm å gêñîê îñ å bø±±£ê î ©åñ måkê ur drêåm§ ©um ±®u´¯`°¤.¸.¤(*) |
| 206 | (*)`°¤.¸.¤f®îêñd§ ® Åñg꣧ whø £îf± u§ 2 øu® fêê± whêñ øu® wîñg§ hÅvê ±®øub£ê ®êmêmbê®îñg høw 2 f£¥`°¤.¸.¤(*) |
| 207 | (U)´¯`°¤.¸.¤îf ü f壣 îñ £øvè, ü jü§± èñd üp f壣îñg´¯`°¤.¸.¤(U) |
| 208 | I may not talk that much to u but ull find me waiting, every minute just to listen, to every piece of ur heart saying! |
| 209 | True LOVE doesn't have a happy ending,dat's Bcoz true love doesn't have an ending.. |
| 210 | Ok don't forget to mail me & include your address if you wanna a raid on your home..hahaa |
| 211 | Whatsthe differnce betwn Me and the Monkey....... Me wrote this msg and the Monkey is reading it. heheHE |
| 212 | Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai |
| 213 | Hote hain kuch aese bhi^Ansoo jo behte nahi^Tum se hamain piar hai^Ye bhi wo kehte nahi^Aankhen lagin bolne^Khamosh jab se hai tu |
| 214 | Hote hain kuch aese bhi^Ansoo jo behte nahi^Tum se hamain piar hai^Ye bhi wo kehte nahi^Aankhen lagin bolne^Khamosh jab se hai tu |
| 215 | I TrëåT åll Girl§ A§ Qµëëñ§....ñôt Côz Thëy Ärë §PëcïåL....Bµt Jµst §ô thåt thëy Cåñ cômë tô mY Lëvël... |
| 216 | Chalte Chalte Meray Yeh Geet Yaad Rakhna Khabi ALweda NAA khana Khabi Alweda Naa Kahna ...... |
| 217 | Main Ne Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha Teri Har ADDA Hai FANI.....DILeBADNASEEB Tu Ne Meri Baat Hi Na Mani |
| 218 | JiN ZAKHMOON Ko WaQaT BhaR ChALa HaI TuM KiUn OnHaIn CHEERAY Ja RaHaY Ho |
| 219 | eyes na act kaya.....dil na select kaya......hum na sab ko chor kar tum koo select kaya |
| 220 | The greatest gift I could give you, would be the ability to see your self as I do |
| 221 | ****** BaD bOy****** |
| 222 | <BABE>36.24.36 !!! wait DaMn wAt R U thinKin ?? Itz Not My Figure... Its My IP :p |
| 223 | ATTiDude mAkes mE pissed oFF... |
| 224 | I DriVe mYseLf CrAzy.. |
| 225 | *^* GäMë öVä ^*^ |
| 226 | *.*.* CaNt H|de *.*.* |
| 227 | ## HaRD StUff ## |
| 228 | mY Heart Iz Made f0r Breakin Again N Again U All Can Try Its Free Wat Its Cost Iz Only A Kick oN uR A$$ |
| 229 | Aaahhhhhhhh!!! LoV Iz NeVer SiLent... |
| 230 | ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. |
| 231 | The heart that loves is always young |
| 232 | *.*.* Sömëthïñgs Nëvër Çhäñgë Lïkë Mÿ Fëëlïñgs För ¥öü *.*.* |
| 233 | (L) Wöüld ¥öü ßë Mïñë (L) |
| 234 | Täkë Mÿ Ädvïcë Ðöñt Trüst Më |
| 235 | *ImaBootyShakin**HeatBrakin*Pretty*Hot*Neva*Stop*Short*Skirt* *Luv2Flirt*Angel*Baby*SpoiledMayb*Perfect*Princess*Jus*4U* |
| 236 | Maybe One Day That Star Will Find Me..And I wont Have Any Trouble Looking.. |
| 237 | (U)HeArTbRoKeN(U) |
| 238 | *(U)*LoNeLy*AnGeL*(U)* |
| 239 | *(A)*Angelz*Dont*Break*Hearts*(U)* |
| 240 | (L)*Why*Give*You*Heart*To*A*Boy*?..*Just*Like*A*Toy*..*They'll*Break*It*(U) |
| 241 | If*I*Could*Tell*You*How*I*Felt*Would*It*Make*Anything*better? *:S* |
| 242 | ~Where~Oh~Where~Can~My~Mr.Right~Be~Oh~Where~Oh~Where~Can~He~Be~!~ |
| 243 | *Just be yourself... and everything will be fine.* |
| 244 | *For a few days... I felt what it was like to be loved...* |
| 245 | TaLk 2 ThE HaNd CuZ ThE FaCe DoNt WaNnA HeAr ItAnD LeAvE a MeSsAgE FoR ThE FiNgEr~ |
| 246 | LoViN YoU****IsN'T ReAlLy SoMeThIn' I sHoUlD dO |
| 247 | AlL He HaS 2 dO Is SmIlE aNd ThAt MaKeS My DaY SO WoRtH wHiLe |
| 248 | ¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø ¤I'M GoInG CrAzY cRaZy JuSt ThInKiNg AbOuT YoU BaBy¤ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸ |
| 249 | `øHe iS SwEeT As HeAvEn^ HoT As HeLl^ I ReAlLy LiKe HiM^ CaN'T Ya TeLL`ø |
| 250 | KiSs A LiTtLe LoNgErStAy ClOsE A LiTtLe LoNgErHoLd On a LiTtLe LonGeR |
| 251 | I'M TiReD Of WaStInG aLl My TiMe & TeArS On yOu |
| 252 | DTA DoNt TrUst AnYoNe |
| 253 | They wouldn't call it a crush if it wasn't supposed to hurt! |
| 254 | Frïëñds ärë lïkë äñgëls thät hëlp üs whëñ öür wïñgs förgët höw tö flÿ |
| 255 | GoOd NiGhT My LiL StAr So BrIgHt~*~MaYbE YoU CaN HeLp Me CaTcH His SiGhT |
| 256 | “KeEp Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' YoU'LL GeT ThErE SoOn“N |
| 257 | Never forget how a true friend makes you feel, it'll last forever. |
| 258 | i'M dOiN WaTeVa i pLeAsE*N*pLeAsiN WhoEvA i Do*i'M nOt a BaD gUy*i'M a GUd gUy bEiN BaD fEr U |
| 259 | øHe iS SwEeT As HeAvEn^ HoT As HeLl^ I ReAlLy LiKe HiM^ CaN'T Ya TeLL`ø |
| 260 | 8 letters, 3 words, ...I love you |
| 261 | Guys are like starz, there are so many of them but i bet one can make ur wish come true |
| 262 | I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch |
| 263 | fLoAt LiKe a BuTTerFlY…BuRn LikE da SuN…wHo gIveS a dAmn I’m sTiLL nUmba OnE |
| 264 | Did I look like I cared? Oh.... oops. Let me try again... |
| 265 | MaRRy mE fLy fRee |
| 266 | Lets go boys. Time is honey |
| 267 | The heart has reasons, which reason does not know |
| 268 | A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous |
| 269 | Follow your own heart, Not others |
| 270 | ScReW dA ruLz PLaY Da GaMe... |
| 271 | I Am THe GaMe... WaNa PlAy Me? |
| 272 | DaTz Da BoTTom LiNe |
| 273 | YoU aRe tHe oNe fEr mE :) |
| 274 | FrEak OuT |
| 275 | *~A~* AnGLe *~A~* |
| 276 | ShhHHhhhhhooOooo GaLz` |
| 277 | Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? |
| 278 | As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? |
| 279 | I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? |
| 280 | At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face! |
| 281 | Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing |
| 282 | Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! |
| 283 | I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. |
| 284 | Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? |
| 285 | If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! |
| 286 | Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! |
| 287 | Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? |
| 288 | Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent! |
| 289 | Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? |
| 290 | Don't think, it may sprain your brain! |
| 291 | Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. |
| 292 | He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. |
| 293 | He has a mind like a steel trap always closed! |
| 294 | You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in. |
| 295 | He is always lost in thought it's unfamiliar territory. A263 |
| 296 | He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. |
| 297 | He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle! |
| 298 | He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? |
| 299 | He is living proof that man can live without a brain! |
| 300 | He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. |
| 301 | He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot |
| 302 | How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night! |
| 303 | (*)(¨`v´¨)I didn't å§k 2 bê princꧧ..... I ASKED 2 BE QUEEN(¨`v´¨)(*) |
| 304 | (*)(¯`._)ÿöü wë®ë ßö®ñ äñ ö®ïgïñäl.... döñ't dïë ä ©öpÿ(¯`._)(*) |
| 305 | (*)·´`·.¸.»Ü thïñk ü kñö më...wëll ü döñt·´`·.¸.»(*):P |
| 306 | ({)ß˧TFl2ÏÊÑЧ ÅRË FØRÉVÊl2, Ü MÃÝ £Õ§Ë §ÜM, ßÜT Ü'L£ ÑËVÅ FÕl2GÊT ËM!(}) |
| 307 | (¯`·._)¤I Håvê PM§ & å Gun....åny Quêstiøn§?¿?¿t¤(¯`·._) |
| 308 | (¯`·._)¤I Håvê PM§ & å Gun....åny Quêstiøn§?¿?¿t¤(¯`·._) |
| 309 | (¯`·._)¤i måy bê fat but ur ugly...& i cån £ø§ê wêight¤(¯`·._) :P |
| 310 | (¯`·._)¤i måy bê fat but ur ugly...& i cån £ø§ê wêight¤(¯`·._) :P |
| 311 | (¯`·._)§ëë thï§ fä©ë? dïäl 1-800-ü wï§h(¯`·._) :P |
| 312 | (¯`·._)Hasta la vista, båby(¯`·._) |
| 313 | (¯`·._)Hasta la vista, båby(¯`·._) |
| 314 | (¯`·._)I §êê dêåd pêøp£ê(¯`·._) |
| 315 | (>'.'<)(*)(*)(¯`·._) JaLoUs At My CoOl NiCkNaMe??(¯`·._) (*)(*) (>'.'<) |
| 316 | (D)¤I £ikê my bêê® cøld, my TV loud & my homø§êxu壧 f£åmiñg¤(D) :P |
| 317 | (D)¤I £ikê my bêê® cøld, my TV loud & my homø§êxu壧 f£åmiñg¤(D) :P |
| 318 | (F)(¨`v´¨)Fö®ëvë® Lüvïñ Mÿ ßäÿ-ßëë(¨`v´¨)(F) |
| 319 | (F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I diøñ't £iê…I ju§t måkê the truth møre êxciting¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F) |
| 320 | (F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I diøñ't £iê…I ju§t måkê the truth møre êxciting¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F) |
| 321 | (F)u cañ fall from the §ky*u cåñ fåll from å trêê*But thê bê§t wåy 2 fåll*I§ iñ (L) with mê(F) |
| 322 | (K)¤¨¨¤Flirtåtioñ: åttêntioñ with Intêñtioñ¤¨¨¤(K) |
| 323 | (K)¤¨¨¤Flirtåtioñ: åttêntioñ with Intêñtioñ¤¨¨¤(K) |
| 324 | (k)¤§wéêt 㧠hêãvêñ {}-{}õtt 㧠HéLL ßõrñ 2 têà§ê àñÐ Tãúght 2 Plz¤(k) |
| 325 | (k)¤§wéêt 㧠hêãvêñ {}-{}õtt 㧠HéLL ßõrñ 2 têà§ê àñÐ Tãúght 2 Plz¤(k) |
| 326 | (L)(¨`v´¨)Løviñg *U* is likê brêåthiñg...how cåñ i stop(¨`v´¨)(L) |
| 327 | (L)(¨`v´¨)Whêñ iñ LOVE: be fåir & hoñê§t, êvêñ wêñ it hurt§(¨`v´¨)(L) |
| 328 | (L)(¯`·._.·I £ovê ________ cøz hê'§ å cutiê(¯`·._.·(L) |
| 329 | (L)´¯`°¤.¸.¤dø u want mê cuz I want u´¯`°¤.¸.¤(L) |
| 330 | (L)¤.¸.¤°´¯`hê brokê my hêart, §o i brokê his jaw¤.¸.¤°´¯`(U) |
| 331 | (L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L) |
| 332 | (L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L) |
| 333 | (L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L) |
| 334 | (L)¤u £øvêd mê, u brøkê my hêårt, nøw £eåvê mê å£ønê ør i'££ têår u åpårt!¤ |
| 335 | (L)¤ü ñêvå |<ñøw w]-[åt ü ]-[åÐ üñt¡£ ü £ø§t ¡t¤(L) |
| 336 | (L)4 ü, ï wöüld §töp thë vë®ÿ ®ötätïöñ öf thë ëä®th, §ïmplÿ 2 këëp 1 mömëñt 4 ëvä(L) |
| 337 | (L)Löök 4 ä güÿ whö wïll §täÿ äwäkë jü§t 2 wät©h ü §lëëp(S)(L) |
| 338 | (L)Lövë ï§ ®ä®ë, lïfë ï§ §t®äñgë-ñöthïñg lä§t§ & pëöplë ©häñgë(F |
| 339 | (L)Lövë ï§ ®ä®ë, lïfë ï§ §t®äñgë-ñöthïñg lä§t§ & pëöplë ©häñgë(F) |
| 340 | (L)Lövë ï§ gïvïñg §üm1 thë äßïlïtÿ 2 dë§t®öÿ ü ßüt t®ü§tïñg thëm ñöt 2!(L) |
| 341 | (L)nëvë® Höld Öñ ß©öz ü® 2 Äf®äïd 2 Lët Gö(L) |
| 342 | (L)ü ©äñt hü®t §ömëöñë üñl맧 ü mëäñ §ömëthïñg 2 thëm(L) |
| 343 | (R)(¯`·._)Çhëë®lëädë® 2004(¯`·._)(R) |
| 344 | (R)(>'.'<)xtïñä ®ülë§(>'.'<)(R) |
| 345 | (r)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I'm likê å buttêrf£y...prêtty 2 c but hård 2 cåtch!¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(r) |
| 346 | (r)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I'm likê å buttêrf£y...prêtty 2 c but hård 2 cåtch!¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(r) |
| 347 | (U)(¯`·._.·í (L) hím §o mùch thåt ít§ påínfu£(¯`·._.·(U) |
| 348 | (U)Ïf ä ®ö§ë mëäñ§ lövë thëñ whÿ döë§ ït dïë?(F) |
| 349 | (U)Ïf ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö lövë, ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö §üffë®(L) |
| 350 | (U)Ïf ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö lövë, ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö §üffë®(L) |
| 351 | :×+(8)Må*L(L)v£*ÐðÑ'T*¢ð$±*Å*ThÎñG(8)+×: |
| 352 | :P;)(R)«…:¨¨:I £ike ur cløthê§...cån i tå£k u øut øf thêm?¿:¨¨:…»(R);):P |
| 353 | :P;)(R)«…:¨¨:I £ike ur cløthê§...cån i tå£k u øut øf thêm?¿:¨¨:…»(R);):P |
| 354 | :P»--»u Kno ur Druñk Whêñ u Fall Off Thê Floor«--«:P |
| 355 | ´¯`°¤.¸.¤...Bøñd. Jåmê§ Bøñd´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |
| 356 | ´¯`°¤.¸.¤I'££ bê båck´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |
| 357 | ´¯`°¤.¸.¤I'££ bê båck´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |
| 358 | »--»I'm ñot å complêtê idiot, §omê pårt§ r mi§§iñg«--«:P |
| 359 | »--»I'm ñot å complêtê idiot, §omê pårt§ r mi§§iñg«--«:P |
| 360 | »--»I'm ñot å complêtê idiot, §omê pårt§ r mi§§iñg«--«:P |
| 361 | ¤(6)¤~Dðñ't §tr觧 Mê, Ù Çàñ't Ìmprꧧ Më(k) |
| 362 | ¤(6)¤~Dðñ't §tr觧 Mê, Ù Çàñ't Ìmprꧧ Më(k) |
| 363 | ¤*°·.Ðöñ'† wö®®y, Ï Ðöñ'† kñöw whö Ï ãm ëφhë®!¤*°·. |
| 364 | ¤*°·.Ðöñ'† wö®®y, Ï Ðöñ'† kñöw whö Ï ãm ëφhë®!¤*°·. |
| 365 | Aj (K) ka match (K) ke sath hai |
| 366 | Aqal ke andhe ab msg bhy kar |
| 367 | Aqal ke andhe ab msg bhy kar |
| 368 | Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. |
| 369 | Chal oye nahin bolta Kia karlo ge |
| 370 | Chanta Laga |
| 371 | Chat with me Twice a day, Every day |
| 372 | Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened |
| 373 | Easy to weep for a Lost love Difficult to take care of so not to loose it |
| 374 | Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. |
| 375 | Every Raat In My Khuab I dEkh u I MehSooS u |
| 376 | Hum Aap Sab Ke Dil May Rehte Hain |
| 377 | Hum Aap Sab Ke Dil May Rehte Hain |
| 378 | Hum App ke Msn mein Rehtey Hein |
| 379 | HuM HaiN PakistanI HuM ToU CheatengE Haan CheatengE |
| 380 | Ï ©öüld löök ïñtö hï§ ëÿë§ & ß 4 ëvä ëñ©häñtëd(L) |
| 381 | Î áiñ't à Tëà§è(%)Î'm Jù§t À Rèmiñdèr Òf Whåt Ü Çáñ't Plëâ§ê~¤(6)¤ |
| 382 | Î áiñ't à Tëà§è(%)Î'm Jù§t À Rèmiñdèr Òf Whåt Ü Çáñ't Plëâ§ê~¤(6)¤ |
| 383 | I don't want to become a burger, mein bunkabab hi theek hoon |
| 384 | I like to do the things which are impossible, and NOTHING is impossible so I do NOTHING |
| 385 | i ll hack ur tears and ll give u password of simle |
| 386 | ICECAREM IS A LIFE ENJOY IT BEFOR MELT ! |
| 387 | If eyes could kill, then I'm a serious killer |
| 388 | If u need space join NASA baby! |
| 389 | If ya smell what The Mom is cookin |
| 390 | Kaley Hain, Magar Dilwalay Hain |
| 391 | Kuin Kay Bhoot Bhi Kabhi Insan Tha |
| 392 | kyu k bhoot bhi kabhi insan tha |
| 393 | Larkiyan offline hojain ..MAI AGAYA ! |
| 394 | Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up." |
| 395 | Love is the passion of the soul and the strength of the sprit |
| 396 | Manhooso mujhe bhi msg kardo :@ |
| 397 | May i Knock Your heart? |
| 398 | Not Responding |
| 399 | o 0 o.¤îf î'm ñøt båck îñ 5 miñutês...wåît løñgêr¤.o 0 o :P |
| 400 | o 0 o.¤îf î'm ñøt båck îñ 5 miñutês...wåît løñgêr¤.o 0 o :P |
| 401 | PagLi |
| 402 | Pakistan Zindabad .... Quaid e Azam ( Rs ) paindabad |
| 403 | Paktel.. kuinke dil to ek hai ..par gurdey to doon hain |
| 404 | PaPPooOo YaaR TaNg Na KeR!!! |
| 405 | Pata Hai Ajj Kya hua? ... Pata Hai ...... Pata Hai...? .......Nahin Pata Na? ............... Mujhe Bhi Nahin Pata |
| 406 | PM only if u think ur important enuff to get my reply!!! |
| 407 | Prem Minister |
| 408 | Quaid ne Fermaya!!"Masroof to hoon Lakin acha lagna zaroori hai |
| 409 | Sala Apun ko PHIR se pyar hogaya |
| 410 | Tang na karna mujhay Current laga doonga Bachooon |
| 411 | The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. |
| 412 | True friends stab you in the front. |
| 413 | True friends stab you in the front. |
| 414 | Tu Hai Wahaan Mein Hoon Yahaan Aur TandRustie Hai Wahaan Life Boy Hai Jahaan |
| 415 | TuM kO dEkHa To KhAyAl AyA , pAgLoOn Ke StOcK mAiN nAyA MaAl AayA |
| 416 | Udher tum Idher hum |
| 417 | Udher tum Idher hum |
| 418 | Udher tum Idher Hum Beech Main Monitor |
| 419 | Udher tum Idher Hum Beech Main Monitor |
| 420 | Wah kia raat hai ke sooraj hai nikla hua |
| 421 | Wait karte karte overweight hogaye, Tum na aayi aur hum LATE hogaye |
| 422 | When i was born.i was so surprised did'nt talk for a year and a half |
| 423 | Wo ik sajda jisay to gara samaj ta hay |
| 424 | Ý dÓ wé (L) thÊ ðÑè§ Whö ÏgñÕ®Ê û§ ÀñÐ ÏgñÒ®ë thÊ òÑëš WhÓ (L) ÚŠ?¿? |
| 425 | ZoR k! bAar!sH mAkEs mEE wUNdeR..., !z Th!S wAt dEy cALL taSTe dA tHUnDEr |
| 426 | - - --^[ (your nickname here) ]^-- - - |
| 427 | - -¤--^] (your nickname here) [^--¤- - |
| 428 | (/__/) (='.'=) (")_(") |
| 429 | (¨`·.·´¨; `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨; `·.¸.· ( Your Nick ) |
| 430 | (¯`·._) (your nickname here) (¯`·._) |
| 431 | (¯`·._.·[ (your nickname here) ]·._.·´¯) |
| 432 | (¯`•¸·´¯) (your nickname here) (¯`·¸•´¯) |
| 433 | —(•·÷[ (your nickname here) ]÷·•)— |
| 434 | ,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸-(_ (your nickname here) _)-,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸ |
| 435 | ..|..<(+_ (your nickname here) _+>..|.. |
| 436 | ._|.<(+_+)>.|_. (your nickname here) ._|.<(+_+)>.|_. |
| 437 | .·´¯`·-> (your nickname here) <-·´¯`·. |
| 438 | / // // / / // // / _/ /_ _/ /_ says: |
| 439 | ;)°¨¨°º"°¨¨°(*)(_.·´¯`·«¤° (your nickname here) °¤»·´¯`·._)(*)°¨¨°º"°¨¨°;) |
| 440 | _|^^|_ (*_*) </ /> _/ /_ Rock n Roll |
| 441 | `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· (your nickname here) `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· |
| 442 | ~²ºº²~ (your nickname here) ~²ºº³~ |
| 443 | ¨°o.O (your nickname here) O.o° |
| 444 | ¯¨'*·~-.¸¸,.-~*' (your nickname here) ¯¨'*·~-.¸¸,.-~*' |
| 445 | ¸.´)(`·[ (your nickname here) ]·´)(` .¸ |
| 446 | +*¨^¨*+ (your nickname here) +*¨^¨*+ |
| 447 | <º))))><.·´¯`·. (your fishname here) ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º> |
| 448 | »-(¯`v´¯)-» (your nickname here) »-(¯`v´¯)-» |
| 449 | ×÷·.·´¯`·)» (your nickname here) «(·´¯`·.·÷× |
| 450 | ׺°"˜`"°º× (your nickname here) ׺°"˜`"°º× |
| 451 | —¤÷(`[¤* (your nickname here) *¤]´)÷¤— |
| 452 | °l||l° (your nickname here) °l||l° |
| 453 | °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ (your nickname here) °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ |
| 454 | · ··^v´¯`×) (your nickname here) (×´¯`v^·· · |
| 455 | ·!¦[· (your nickname here) ·]¦!· |
| 456 | -·=»‡«=·- (your nickname here) -·=»‡«=·- |
| 457 | ·÷±‡± (your nickname here) ±‡±÷ |
| 458 | ··¤(`×[¤ (your nickname here) ¤]×´)¤·· |
| 459 | ·ï¡÷¡ï· (your nickname here) ·ï¡÷¡ï· |
| 460 | • ´¨) ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ (´¸.·* ·´¯`· ( Your Nick ) |
| 461 | • ´¨) ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ (´¸.·* ·´¯`·->( Your Nick )<-·´¯`·.,) |
| 462 | ––––•(-• (your nickname here) •-)•–––– |
| 463 | •°¤*(¯`°(F)( (your nickname here) )(F)°´¯)*¤°• |
| 464 | •°o.O (your nickname here) O.o°• |
| 465 | •·.·´¯`·.·• (your nickname here) •·.·´¯`·.·• |
| 466 | i/////i | | |(o)(o) C _) | ,___| | / | / |
| 467 | Oº°'¨ (your nickname here) ¨'°ºO |
| 468 | oooO ( ) Oooo / ( ( ) / _ ) ) / |